Statement of the Moment #24

I also like McCain’s running mate, Sarah Palin of Alaska. Americans make fun of her but don’t they see the merit of Palin being vice president? Somehow I can sleep soundly at night knowing that the American vice president is watching the Russians from her bedroom window in Alaska. You never know what those Russians will do while the Americans and the rest of the world are asleep. With Sarah as US vice president, the world would be safe from those sneaky Russians.

-Neal Cruz in today's Philippine Daily Inquirer (link here)

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Up to the last word I was hoping this columnist was being sarcastic.